I was really good at blogging for a few weeks there. So good that my boyfriend took me to get some Mexican food and we did a toast over shots of tequila about a rare streak of commitment to writing.
Then, in a moment of inspiration, I bought sarapellicori.com. Because I'm a grown-up and I don't own a lot of stuff so I figured I'd own something with my name on it so people know I'm a grown-up. I'm pretty excited about what I bought because it's pretty cool for a web nerd like myself.
BUT DON'T GO THERE YET - IT'S MESSY LIKE MY CLOSET!
My very own mess. It's taking a while to clean up because I've been creating my new home while being on a diet and living in a household without working Internet. Being on a diet means I can't go to cafes to work on it because almost every cafe offers some version of iced lemon loaf or banana bread, and I can't say no when presented with either as an option. Cafes are where Internet goes to convince people to buy a cup of coffee every two hours. Without either, I'm a shell of a woman. I haven't trolled a message board in ages.
But the Internet will reign supreme once again via the art and magic of Amazon Prime. Oh how quickly items arrive. Ohhhhhhhhhh how quickly. We will have Internet and orgies of creativity to celebrate.
In other words: I'll let you know when the new site is ready. So I hope you're ready.
Look at this instead: